Me! I fit into my goal pair of jeans! Can I breathe in them? Yes. Can I wear them out? No. For two reasons: 1. They have a massive hole in the leg. I only keep them in case I ever fit into them again. 2. I have at least 1 more inch to lose from my hips before I don’t have anything hanging over the side. I would say that’s some progress!
So far, I’ve lost 15 pounds since January. I started Weight Watchers 3 weeks ago, and have lost 8 pounds, 2 inches from my hips, 1 inch from my biceps, 2 inches from my waist, 3 inches from my bust (which is good as my boobs are circus sized), and 1.5 inches from my thighs. Yes. That’s some measurable progress, guys.
Well….8 plus the 4 for the glass of wine. But shit! Those things were good! So much crab meat, and so easy to make! Patty’s mom has been begging me to find a recipe for healthy crab cakes, and I’ve finally found it! I would offer a sample, but I have just enough for lunch tomorrow, so HANDS OFF!
Reminds me of that SNL where Chris Farley was all, “LAY OFF ME I’M STARVING!”
Let the boy water your plants?
It’s ok to be jealous of my mad SNL quoting skills. I get jealous of myself sometimes.
What more would you expect from my offspring?
In closing, I would like to make a promise. When I lose 2 more pounds and one more dress size, I will post a progress picture. That’s terrifying, but it’s in writing, so now it has to happen.
Until then, here’s a picture of The Bug’s guns: